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What can we expect from Alex Golesh’s offense?
#AuburnFast is back on the menu In a shocking turn of events, Auburn’s athletic department has made a competent decision in regard to the football program by hiring South Florida head coach Alex Golesh. Golesh took over a USF program that had gone 1-11 in 2022 under Jeff Scott and immediately took them to a…
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Derrick Nix’s Offensive Quick Fix
Say that five times fast. Glory hallelujah! The moment this blog has been waiting for for three long years has finally come. Hugh Freeze is gone and Auburn can move on from his shambolic tenure. And what better way to do that than by dancing on his grave? Join me as we take a look…
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Some Thoughts on Auburn’s Impending Coaching Search
After yet another disappointing loss to a ranked team and yet another anemic performance from Hugh Freeze’s offense, Auburn finds itself at 3-3 and staring down the barrel of a third straight losing season under Hugh Freeze. I spoke my piece on Hugh Freeze last year and don’t really intend on rehashing that discussion here…
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Hugh-phoria
Hugh Freeze is running out of people to blame for Auburn’s failures. Them superpowers gettin’ neutralized, I can only watch in silence. The famous coach we once knew is lookin’ paranoid and now spiralin’. If there’s one thing that’s always impressed me about Hugh Freeze, it’s his ability to avoid accepting responsibility for anything at…
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Auburn vs. Alabama A&M film review
What did we learn from Auburn’s week 1 win? Did we learn anything? Okay, so this isn’t going to be a full review of the game film like usual, because I don’t have time to go through and fully chart the game and write that up because I’m busy with my actual writing job, but…
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What’s Gone Right for Auburn’s Offense?
Playing Mississippi State, Vanderbilt, and Arkansas. Okay, great, see y’all in the next post. Okay, fine, there’s more to it than that, but everything I’m going to say here should be prefaced with the caveat that Auburn’s recent offensive improvement has taken place against the three worst teams in the SEC, one of whom has…
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Why Auburn’s offense sucks, in four gifs
(Quick programming note: no review for the Georgia game because I was out of town for work and no review for the LSU game because I’m going to sound like a broken record; in lieu of this, I’m going to do a much more succinct version that still covers everything.) Auburn was unable to recreate…
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Auburn @ Texas A&M Film Review: Game of Thornes?
Auburn’s second road trip of the season looked a lot like its first, with an absolutely hideous offensive performance that almost required the Ludovico technique to watch a second time. This review is going to focus exclusively on the offense because this loss is entirely their fault. Blaming the defense for this loss would be…
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Auburn @ Cal Film Review
Auburn defeated the Cal Golden Bears 14-10 on Saturday night/Sunday morning, because the rules of football state that one team has to win the game even if neither team deserves to. Congratulations to those of y’all who were smart enough not to stay up until 2 a.m. watching that. Before you go any further, you…
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Auburn vs. UMass Film Review
Auburn opened the 2023 season and the Hugh Freeze era with a mostly-comfortable 59-14 home win over UMass. I think I speak for all of us when I say that it was nice to see Auburn take care of business against an inferior opponent instead of letting them hang around for three quarters and tying…
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